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Fibrin- ous bronchitis? Salpingitis? Pylephlebitis? Answer yes or no.
THE BRIDEGROOM No. No. No. No. No.
THE CLERGYMAN Have you ever been refused life insurance? If so, when, by what company or companies, and why?
THE BRIDEGROOM No.
THE CLERGYMAN What is a staphylococcus?
THE BRIDEGROOM No.
170 A Book of Burlesques THE CLERGYMAN (Sternly) What?
THE BRIDEGROOM (Nervously) Yes.
THE CLERGYMAN (Coming to the rescue) Wilt thou have this woman et cetera? Answer yes or no.
THE BRIDEGROOM I will.
THE C...LERGYMAN (Turning to THE BRIDE) Mary, wilt thou have this gentleman to be thy wedded husband, to live together in the holy state of aseptic matri mony? Wilt thou love him, serve him, protect him from all adulterated victuals, and keep him hygienically clothed; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live? If so THE BRIDE (Instantly and loudly) I will.
Asepsis 171 THE CLERGYMAN Not so fast! First, there is the little cere mony of the clinical thermometers. (He takes up one of the thermometers.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Fibrin- ous bronchitis? Salpingitis? Pylephlebitis? Answer yes or no.
THE BRIDEGROOM No. No. No. No. No.
THE CLERGYMAN Have you ever been refused life insurance? If so, when, by what company or companies, and why?
THE BRIDEGROOM No.
THE CLERGYMAN What is a staphylococcus?
THE BRIDEGROOM No.
170 A Book of Burlesques THE CLERGYMAN (Sternly) What?
THE BRIDEGROOM (Nervously) Yes.
THE CLERGYMAN (Coming to the rescue) Wilt thou have this woman et cetera? Answer yes or no.
THE BRIDEGROOM I will.
THE C...LERGYMAN (Turning to THE BRIDE) Mary, wilt thou have this gentleman to be thy wedded husband, to live together in the holy state of aseptic matri mony? Wilt thou love him, serve him, protect him from all adulterated victuals, and keep him hygienically clothed; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live? If so THE BRIDE (Instantly and loudly) I will.
Asepsis 171 THE CLERGYMAN Not so fast! First, there is the little cere mony of the clinical thermometers. (He takes up one of the thermometers.
What to read after A book of Burlesques?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by H L Henry Louis Mencken to read onlineMoreLess
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