Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones
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My goal is to write a completely frivolous book, for if I actually say anything important, I run the risk of making people worship or respect me even more. Therefore, I should ask that you will do me a favor. Get out some scissors, and cut out the next few paragraphs in this chapter. Paste them over the beginning of the last chapter, hiding it away so that you never have to read its pretentious editorializing again.
Ready? Go.
Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the b...estest birthday party ever. Because that was the day the bunny got a bazooka.
The bunny loved his bazooka. He blew up all sorts of things on the farm. He blew up the stable of Henrietta the Horse. He blew up the pen of Pugsly the Pig. He blew up the coop of Chuck the Chicken.
"I have the bestest bazooka ever," the bunny said. Then the farm friends proceeded to beat him senseless and steal his bazooka. It was the happiest day of his life.
The end.
Epilogue: Pugsly the pig, now without a pen, was quite annoyed.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
My goal is to write a completely frivolous book, for if I actually say anything important, I run the risk of making people worship or respect me even more. Therefore, I should ask that you will do me a favor. Get out some scissors, and cut out the next few paragraphs in this chapter. Paste them over the beginning of the last chapter, hiding it away so that you never have to read its pretentious editorializing again.
Ready? Go.
Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the b...estest birthday party ever. Because that was the day the bunny got a bazooka.
The bunny loved his bazooka. He blew up all sorts of things on the farm. He blew up the stable of Henrietta the Horse. He blew up the pen of Pugsly the Pig. He blew up the coop of Chuck the Chicken.
"I have the bestest bazooka ever," the bunny said. Then the farm friends proceeded to beat him senseless and steal his bazooka. It was the happiest day of his life.
The end.
Epilogue: Pugsly the pig, now without a pen, was quite annoyed.
What to read after Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Brandon Sanderson to read onlineMoreLess
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