American Wit And Humor a Span Classsearchtermspan Classsearchtermcoll
American Wit And Humor a Span Classsearchtermspan Classsearchtermcoll
David Kendall Simonds
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" Who is the handsomest person in the car ? " said Smith to Jones. "Why, the one who is passing fare, " said Jones. The car was im- mediately stopped, and Jones was hung by the roadside. Smerfcan TMltt an& Ibumor 133 When a lady faints, what figure does she need? You must bring her 2. Why are some people like eggs ? Because they are too full of themselves to hold anything else. Where did Noah preserve the bees during the flood ? In the ark-hives. Why is every Boston boy sure to make a noise in ...the world ? Because he is a little Hub bub in himself. A tie vote — When both parties vote yes, and the preacher ties the knot. When does rain become too familiar with a lady? When it begins to patter on her back. If a lady in a red cloak were to cross a field in which was a goat, what wonderful transfor- mation would probably take place? The goat would turn to butter and the lady into a scarlet runner. If a toper and a quart of whiskey were left together, which would be drunk first ? 134 Bmerican imtt and Ibumor Why is a man sick a bed never round shoul- dered ?
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