The book Captains Outrageous was written by author Joe R. Lansdale Here you can read free online of Captains Outrageous book, rate and share your impressions in comments. If you don't know what to write, just answer the question: Why is Captains Outrageous a good or bad book?
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As my lawyer friend Veil once said, “If there’s a God, let him explain babies with AIDS.”I think about the silliness of it. This whole God thing. Two teams praying before a football game. Not to get injured is all right, but they’re also praying to win. As if the Wildcats are more in God’s favor to win a fuckin’ football game than the Beavers.How does God judge that? Best-looking cheerleaders? Quarterback with the best hairdo? Linebacker with the biggest dick? What’s the criteria on that?In othe...r words, what the hell was God’s plan for doing what he did to me and mine?So, here’s what happened. I’m trucking along happy-like. Living with Brett. Playing house. Eating good. Going to work at the chicken plant. Not exactly the life of a high roller, but like the GED, the Good Enough Diploma that’s almost a high school diploma, I had a Good Enough Life, which was almost like a real one.One morning after I got off work, I drove over to my place to tell Charlie if he needed a few days more, he had them.
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