Diamonds in the Mud And Other Stories (2006)
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He was a long fine beanpole in black, his white dog collar emphasising his pumpkin stalk neck. I didn’t need to see them to know what they looked liked, having seen them daily for thirty years.
‘What’s she doing down there, Wilfred?’ Her voice gurgles up through a slurry of chocolate bars and Agarol, of marmalade toast and onion rings.
‘You know what she’s doing, Mother.’ His tone, as always, appeasing, mollifying, if puzzled. Wilfred’s only fight for freedom from Mother had been from her womb, ...where he’d spent two days jammed in her birth canal, his head locked in by determined thighs. This may have led to the elongation of his trunk and the definite point to his dome which now pushed pinkly, glowingly, through his thinning grey hair.
I am the garden gnome, the in-law – or the outlaw – but by law, Wilfred’s wife. I live in a gardening shed cum office cum bedroom at the bottom of the garden where I spend my life labouring over hot romance. Three hundred pages of tantalising kisses and the overcoming of problems behind me, I am now attempting to get the heroine to the altar, tomorrow at two, with her virginity intact.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
He was a long fine beanpole in black, his white dog collar emphasising his pumpkin stalk neck. I didn’t need to see them to know what they looked liked, having seen them daily for thirty years.
‘What’s she doing down there, Wilfred?’ Her voice gurgles up through a slurry of chocolate bars and Agarol, of marmalade toast and onion rings.
‘You know what she’s doing, Mother.’ His tone, as always, appeasing, mollifying, if puzzled. Wilfred’s only fight for freedom from Mother had been from her womb, ...where he’d spent two days jammed in her birth canal, his head locked in by determined thighs. This may have led to the elongation of his trunk and the definite point to his dome which now pushed pinkly, glowingly, through his thinning grey hair.
I am the garden gnome, the in-law – or the outlaw – but by law, Wilfred’s wife. I live in a gardening shed cum office cum bedroom at the bottom of the garden where I spend my life labouring over hot romance. Three hundred pages of tantalising kisses and the overcoming of problems behind me, I am now attempting to get the heroine to the altar, tomorrow at two, with her virginity intact.
What to read after Diamonds in the Mud And Other Stories?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Joy Dettman to read onlineMoreLess
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