Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
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Gary gathered the scraps of paper with all of his jokes and read through them. Maybe they didn’t all stink. “In fact, some of them are pretty funny, if I do say so myself.” The funny ones were just hard to notice because they were surrounded by garbage.
“What a goon,” he muttered as he read one of the more stupid ones.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was funny. He just needed to tighten it up a little bit.
He picked out all the other jokes that fit with Rudolph. He could definitely us...e the dead skunk jokes.
Kissing worms? Something about it was funny, but it really didn’t make any sense. “No,” he decided.
“It’s just like life,” he philosophized. “I always say whatever comes into my head. And most of it is stupid. So when I say something funny, nobody notices. It’s too bad when you’re talking to people, you can’t go back later and cross out all the stupid things you said.”
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Gary gathered the scraps of paper with all of his jokes and read through them. Maybe they didn’t all stink. “In fact, some of them are pretty funny, if I do say so myself.” The funny ones were just hard to notice because they were surrounded by garbage.
“What a goon,” he muttered as he read one of the more stupid ones.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was funny. He just needed to tighten it up a little bit.
He picked out all the other jokes that fit with Rudolph. He could definitely us...e the dead skunk jokes.
Kissing worms? Something about it was funny, but it really didn’t make any sense. “No,” he decided.
“It’s just like life,” he philosophized. “I always say whatever comes into my head. And most of it is stupid. So when I say something funny, nobody notices. It’s too bad when you’re talking to people, you can’t go back later and cross out all the stupid things you said.”
What to read after Dogs Don't Tell Jokes?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Louis Sachar to read onlineMoreLess
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