Don't Wear Polka-Dot Underwear With White Pants: (And Other Lessons I've Learned)
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Spangle still has not told me that I can play George Washington in the Presidential Pageant.
She has taught us about a bunch of other presidents who are not nearly as important as George Washington. I have not learned much, really. All I know is that President Taft was very round, and President Clinton played the saxophone, and President Garfield got shot, which is a pretty big problem, so I hope Mrs. Spangle doesn’t get confused and make me play him.
But I have even more bad news, and that is t...hat Dennis has a name-call for me now, when my whole point was only to have one for him. He calls me “Polka Dot.” Anya says this is not so bad—it could be “Underwear,” she points out, because Anya is helpful like that. But I would prefer Dennis have no name for me and I could just call him “Freckle Face” whenever I felt like it.
“At least you only wear polka-dot underwear sometimes, right?” Anya asks. “Dennis has those freckles all of the time.” Though, to tell you the truth, I’d really like to ask Dennis how he got those freckles so I could get some for myself.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Spangle still has not told me that I can play George Washington in the Presidential Pageant.
She has taught us about a bunch of other presidents who are not nearly as important as George Washington. I have not learned much, really. All I know is that President Taft was very round, and President Clinton played the saxophone, and President Garfield got shot, which is a pretty big problem, so I hope Mrs. Spangle doesn’t get confused and make me play him.
But I have even more bad news, and that is t...hat Dennis has a name-call for me now, when my whole point was only to have one for him. He calls me “Polka Dot.” Anya says this is not so bad—it could be “Underwear,” she points out, because Anya is helpful like that. But I would prefer Dennis have no name for me and I could just call him “Freckle Face” whenever I felt like it.
“At least you only wear polka-dot underwear sometimes, right?” Anya asks. “Dennis has those freckles all of the time.” Though, to tell you the truth, I’d really like to ask Dennis how he got those freckles so I could get some for myself.
What to read after Don't Wear Polka-Dot Underwear With White Pants: (And Other Lessons I've Learned)?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Allison Gutknecht to read onlineMoreLess
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