The book Fat Vampire Value Meal (Books 1-4 in the Series) was written by author Johnny B. Truant Here you can read free online of Fat Vampire Value Meal (Books 1-4 in the Series) book, rate and share your impressions in comments. If you don't know what to write, just answer the question: Why is Fat Vampire Value Meal (Books 1-4 in the Series) a good or bad book?
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Posters in the entryway advertised coming bands. There was a very large man in the ticket booth wearing sunglasses. He was asleep. Maurice walked into the ticket booth, kicked the man, and got no response. Then he reached down and pulled up the man’s lip to reveal a slightly-sharper-than-normal canine tooth that would descend into a fang for feeding. “He’s not asleep,” said Maurice. “He’s drunk.” “Vampires can get drunk?” said Reginald. He couldn’t believe the issue had never come up, either i...n his own experience or in anything he’d read. But then, neither Reginald nor Nikki were really drinkers, and neither was terribly social outside of their own circle of three. “Not like humans.” Maurice kicked the man again. “We don’t metabolize alcohol. But what we can metabolize is the blood of a human who’s been drinking a lot. And I’ll tell you something: someone this size would have to drain three or four totally shitfaced humans to get drunk enough to pass out.” Maurice pushed on a small door at the back of the ticket booth.
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