Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist From Deimos (With Dangerous Dental Decay)
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YOU DON’T HAVE TO READ IT. YOU CAN SKIP AHEAD TO THE COOL STUFF THAT HAPPENS LATER ON, WHEN THE ALIEN ATTACKS. Wow! Principal Werner is a known lunatic who tortures, kills, and eats children. This should be interesting. I hoped Sal was going to be okay. It just goes to show that you should always be careful not to slip and fall in a bathroom, especially when there’s no bath in there. I never did find out what present Sal was going to give me. He went to the nurse’s office so he could have his he...ad X-rayed. They probably won’t find anything. Principal Werner took my elbow and led me down the hall to his office. He closed the door behind us. “Take a seat,” he said. “I mean, sit down. So what do you have to say for yourself, young man?” “Well, I would just like to say that somebody should invent mouse-flavored cat food,” I told him. “Because cats like to chase and eat mice. So wouldn’t you think that they would love a cat food that tasted like mouse?” “I don’t care what cats eat!”
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