Funny Boy Takes On the Chit-Chatting Cheeses From Chattanooga
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THIS IS WHEN IT GETS REALLY EXCITING AND IT LOOKS LIKE FUNNY BOY IS GOING TO DIE! I, Funny Boy, was on my way for a final confrontation with the chitchatting cheeses from Chattanooga. United States Government planes, helicopters, and cars rushed Bob Foster, Punch, and me to the Wisconsin barn where the cheeses were still headquartered. I had thrown away my copy of Milton Berle’s Private Joke File and surfed the Internet looking for jokes and riddles. Armed with a full arsenal, we marched through... the doors. We were immediately hit with a powerfully foul odor. “Whew!” I choked. “Who cut the cheese?” “Aha!” Mozzarella proclaimed. “I see our young friend Dummy Boy is here. We’ve been expecting you.” “That’s Funny Boy,” I announced, holding my nose. “I have been sent by the President of the United States to defend the planet Earth, including Antarctica, where nobody in their right mind would even want to go. Who’s the big cheese around here?” “I am,” all the cheeses replied.
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