Get Her Off the Pitch!
Get Her Off the Pitch!
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We are gathered to cover the Open (golf ) at Royal Birkdale in July 2008, we’re in a pub in Southport, and I am happier than I’ve been in ages. In this company I am able to forget all my everyday cares, and even to stop fretting about the play I should be writing. Most relaxing of all, there is no pressure on me to be entertaining, because these blokes are self-evidently a great deal more entertaining than I am. Bliss. The fact that I’m a woman, and the oldest person present, with an unflatterin...g haircut and a regrettable reputation for grammatical correctness, seems not to be a matter for concern; for this I am genuinely grateful. So the night is going well, and will continue to do so, and I hate to bring this up really, because it makes me feel like a bastard. But at one point, one of these good guys decides to tell a joke about a man chatting up a woman in a nightclub. And the joke goes like this.
‘Here,’ he says to her, in a low voice. ‘Can I smell your fanny?’ ‘Certainly not,’ she says.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
We are gathered to cover the Open (golf ) at Royal Birkdale in July 2008, we’re in a pub in Southport, and I am happier than I’ve been in ages. In this company I am able to forget all my everyday cares, and even to stop fretting about the play I should be writing. Most relaxing of all, there is no pressure on me to be entertaining, because these blokes are self-evidently a great deal more entertaining than I am. Bliss. The fact that I’m a woman, and the oldest person present, with an unflatterin...g haircut and a regrettable reputation for grammatical correctness, seems not to be a matter for concern; for this I am genuinely grateful. So the night is going well, and will continue to do so, and I hate to bring this up really, because it makes me feel like a bastard. But at one point, one of these good guys decides to tell a joke about a man chatting up a woman in a nightclub. And the joke goes like this.
‘Here,’ he says to her, in a low voice. ‘Can I smell your fanny?’ ‘Certainly not,’ she says.
What to read after Get Her Off the Pitch!?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Lynne Truss to read onlineMoreLess
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