Hood's Own; Or, Laughter From Year to Year. Being a Further Collection of His Wit And Humour
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His altitudes he did not take.
Like any other elf ; Bat first a spirit-level took.
That levelled him, himself.
Then getting up, from left to right So many tacks he made.
The ground he meant to go upon Got very well survey'd.
How crows may fly he did not care A single fig to know ; — He wish'd to make an iron road, And not an iron crow.
k2 13a JOHN JONES.
So, going to the Kose and Crown, To out his studies short, The nearest way from 2nnt to pint, He found was through a quart.
According to this ...rule he plann'd His railroad o'er a cup ; But when he came to lay it down, No soul would take it up !
"rAIlLIASlENT REJECTS MY UKE ! " Alas ! not his the wily arts Of men as shrewd as rats, Who out of one sole level make A precious lot oi flats !
In vain from Z to crooked S, His devious line he showM ; Directors even seem'd to wish For some directer road.
* The writers of the public press All sneered at his design ; And penny-a-liners wouldn't give A penny for his line.
JOHN JONES.
133 Yet still he urged his darling scheme, Iti spite of all the fates ; Uutil at last his zigzag ways Quite brought him into straits.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
His altitudes he did not take.
Like any other elf ; Bat first a spirit-level took.
That levelled him, himself.
Then getting up, from left to right So many tacks he made.
The ground he meant to go upon Got very well survey'd.
How crows may fly he did not care A single fig to know ; — He wish'd to make an iron road, And not an iron crow.
k2 13a JOHN JONES.
So, going to the Kose and Crown, To out his studies short, The nearest way from 2nnt to pint, He found was through a quart.
According to this ...rule he plann'd His railroad o'er a cup ; But when he came to lay it down, No soul would take it up !
"rAIlLIASlENT REJECTS MY UKE ! " Alas ! not his the wily arts Of men as shrewd as rats, Who out of one sole level make A precious lot oi flats !
In vain from Z to crooked S, His devious line he showM ; Directors even seem'd to wish For some directer road.
* The writers of the public press All sneered at his design ; And penny-a-liners wouldn't give A penny for his line.
JOHN JONES.
133 Yet still he urged his darling scheme, Iti spite of all the fates ; Uutil at last his zigzag ways Quite brought him into straits.
What to read after Hood's Own; Or, Laughter From Year to Year. Being a Further Collection of His Wit And Humour?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Hood, Thomas, 1799-1845 to read onlineMoreLess
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