How to Rescue a Dead Princess
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THE MIST hung heavy over the cemetery, thick with the souls of those long dead and buried. The air was cold, sending a chill through all visitors, a chill that went bone-deep, a chill that froze the marrow. But the roving undead, they cared not about freezer burn, and their hunger ran rampant. Their stomachs growled like a nightmarish chorus of spirits gargling ectoplasm in the moonlight. They wandered, seeking their human prey, yearning for the sweet flavor of flesh, with a pinch of paprika. Th...ere was no peace for the grotesque figures who lurked in this final resting place, not with the unholy snoring of the witch Grysh during hours of daylight. Their lives, or lack thereof, were unbearable. Filled with eternal misery. Fraught with agony. Very yucky.
Which is why they were known as the Griping Dead.
They complained incessantly. “How's it going, Charlie?” “How do you think? It sucks!”
“Same here.”
They picketed Grysh's mausoleum.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
THE MIST hung heavy over the cemetery, thick with the souls of those long dead and buried. The air was cold, sending a chill through all visitors, a chill that went bone-deep, a chill that froze the marrow. But the roving undead, they cared not about freezer burn, and their hunger ran rampant. Their stomachs growled like a nightmarish chorus of spirits gargling ectoplasm in the moonlight. They wandered, seeking their human prey, yearning for the sweet flavor of flesh, with a pinch of paprika. Th...ere was no peace for the grotesque figures who lurked in this final resting place, not with the unholy snoring of the witch Grysh during hours of daylight. Their lives, or lack thereof, were unbearable. Filled with eternal misery. Fraught with agony. Very yucky.
Which is why they were known as the Griping Dead.
They complained incessantly. “How's it going, Charlie?” “How do you think? It sucks!”
“Same here.”
They picketed Grysh's mausoleum.
What to read after How to Rescue a Dead Princess?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Jeff Strand to read onlineMoreLess
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