I'll Mature When I'm Dead
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I wanted to include it in this book because it’s one of those rare instances when I wrote something with an actual point.
This essay produced quite a response; I’ll tell you about it when you finish.
OK. You turned fifty. You know you’re supposed to get a colonoscopy. But you haven’t. Here are your reasons:1. You’ve been busy.2. You don’t have a history of cancer in your family.3. You haven’t noticed any problems.4. You don’t want a doctor to stick a tube seventeen thousand feet up your butt....
Let’s examine these reasons one at a time. No, wait, let’s not. Because you and I both know that the only real reason is No. 4. This is natural. The idea of having another human, even a medical human, becoming deeply involved in what is technically known as your “behindular zone” gives you the creeping willies.
I know this because I am like you, except worse. I yield to nobody in the field of being a pathetic weenie medical coward. I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
I wanted to include it in this book because it’s one of those rare instances when I wrote something with an actual point.
This essay produced quite a response; I’ll tell you about it when you finish.
OK. You turned fifty. You know you’re supposed to get a colonoscopy. But you haven’t. Here are your reasons:1. You’ve been busy.2. You don’t have a history of cancer in your family.3. You haven’t noticed any problems.4. You don’t want a doctor to stick a tube seventeen thousand feet up your butt....
Let’s examine these reasons one at a time. No, wait, let’s not. Because you and I both know that the only real reason is No. 4. This is natural. The idea of having another human, even a medical human, becoming deeply involved in what is technically known as your “behindular zone” gives you the creeping willies.
I know this because I am like you, except worse. I yield to nobody in the field of being a pathetic weenie medical coward. I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
What to read after I'll Mature When I'm Dead?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Dave Barry to read onlineMoreLess
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