Jack Tumor
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No good like the Genghis Khan–scale pillaging I’d been doing. She usually got back at five, and I made it by four-thirty. I rushed straight upstairs and looked in the mirrored door of the bathroom cabinet.
What had I done?
YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCE.
Who wants to look like a prince?
A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
I look like a moron.
THE GIRLS’LL LOVE IT.
I’m going to be a laughingstock, a figure of fun. And that’s the good part.
AND THE BAD PART?
I’m going to get punched to the ground and then stamped on, and... then spat at. And that’s going to be my life until my hair grows normal again. You don’t understand. Hair is a battleground at our school. Like the Somme. It’s a great way to get yourself slaughtered.
I’VE TOLD YOU—YOUR DAYS OF GETTING SLAUGHTERED ARE BEHIND YOU. FROM NOW ON IT’S ALL CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES.
But— ENOUGH! NOW, UNLESS I’M MISTAKEN, THE DELECTABLE MISS UPSHAW WORKS AT HER FATHER’S FISH AND CHIP SHOP ON PRESTON STREET AFTER SCHOOL.
Yeah, I think she does . . .
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
No good like the Genghis Khan–scale pillaging I’d been doing. She usually got back at five, and I made it by four-thirty. I rushed straight upstairs and looked in the mirrored door of the bathroom cabinet.
What had I done?
YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCE.
Who wants to look like a prince?
A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
I look like a moron.
THE GIRLS’LL LOVE IT.
I’m going to be a laughingstock, a figure of fun. And that’s the good part.
AND THE BAD PART?
I’m going to get punched to the ground and then stamped on, and... then spat at. And that’s going to be my life until my hair grows normal again. You don’t understand. Hair is a battleground at our school. Like the Somme. It’s a great way to get yourself slaughtered.
I’VE TOLD YOU—YOUR DAYS OF GETTING SLAUGHTERED ARE BEHIND YOU. FROM NOW ON IT’S ALL CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES.
But— ENOUGH! NOW, UNLESS I’M MISTAKEN, THE DELECTABLE MISS UPSHAW WORKS AT HER FATHER’S FISH AND CHIP SHOP ON PRESTON STREET AFTER SCHOOL.
Yeah, I think she does . . .
What to read after Jack Tumor?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Anthony Mcgowan to read onlineMoreLess
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