Mrs. Jafee is Daffy! (2009)
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Jafee Is Daffy!
2 A New National Holiday We were all glad that Mr. Klutz wasn’t leaving for good, because he’s the best principal in the history of the world. One time I got sent to his office for bad behavior and he gave me a candy bar. It was the greatest moment of my life.
After Mr. Klutz’s big announcement, we went back to class with our teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet.
“G’day, mates!” said Mr. Granite. “This week we’re going to learn about the Civil War. It was called the W...ar between the States because the Northern states and the Southern states fought each other.”
What?! That makes no sense at all.
“If you’re gonna have a war,” Michael said, “you should fight somebody else.”
“Yeah,” I said. “Having a war with yourself is like punching yourself in the nose.”
“Maybe we ran out of other countries to fight,” said Ryan, “so we had to fight ourselves.”
“Boys are dumbheads,” said Andrea, rolling her eyes.
I was going to say “So is your face”
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Jafee Is Daffy!
2 A New National Holiday We were all glad that Mr. Klutz wasn’t leaving for good, because he’s the best principal in the history of the world. One time I got sent to his office for bad behavior and he gave me a candy bar. It was the greatest moment of my life.
After Mr. Klutz’s big announcement, we went back to class with our teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet.
“G’day, mates!” said Mr. Granite. “This week we’re going to learn about the Civil War. It was called the W...ar between the States because the Northern states and the Southern states fought each other.”
What?! That makes no sense at all.
“If you’re gonna have a war,” Michael said, “you should fight somebody else.”
“Yeah,” I said. “Having a war with yourself is like punching yourself in the nose.”
“Maybe we ran out of other countries to fight,” said Ryan, “so we had to fight ourselves.”
“Boys are dumbheads,” said Andrea, rolling her eyes.
I was going to say “So is your face”
What to read after Mrs. Jafee is Daffy!?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Dan Gutman to read onlineMoreLess
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