Odds And Ends
Odds And Ends
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A kerridge calls every morn For the lads at the Common gate, With a cove a blowin' a 'orn (There 's a 'bus for them as is late) ; An' they drives to the school in style, Where they larns all manner o' things Readin' an' sums an' con-undrums, An' names o' places an' kings. 1x8 A PROPHECY IN 1891 They gets their attendance stroke, When they're bathin' an' swimmin' about, An' when the purfeshional bloke Is a bowlin* of each of 'em out. An' there 's lectures now an' agin, On culshure an' sweetness ...an' light, An' their 'ands they shoves into padded gloves To teach 'em the way to fight.
The teachers, they never mayn't scold, An' never a cane they've got; There 's corfee whenever it 's cold, An' limonade when it's 'ot. They finds 'em in toys an' grub, For at one they rings a bell, When, as I 'm a sinner, they gets a square dinner O' puclden an' meat as well.
'Ow what ? oh, 'ow will it end ?
I 'm blowed if I knows wot to say ; P'raps the young un won't condescend To speak to 'is dad one day. For I bain't no scolard myself, But honly a hignorant churl, And at this 'ere rate I expect the State '11 make 'im a Dook or a Hurl.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
A kerridge calls every morn For the lads at the Common gate, With a cove a blowin' a 'orn (There 's a 'bus for them as is late) ; An' they drives to the school in style, Where they larns all manner o' things Readin' an' sums an' con-undrums, An' names o' places an' kings. 1x8 A PROPHECY IN 1891 They gets their attendance stroke, When they're bathin' an' swimmin' about, An' when the purfeshional bloke Is a bowlin* of each of 'em out. An' there 's lectures now an' agin, On culshure an' sweetness ...an' light, An' their 'ands they shoves into padded gloves To teach 'em the way to fight.
The teachers, they never mayn't scold, An' never a cane they've got; There 's corfee whenever it 's cold, An' limonade when it's 'ot. They finds 'em in toys an' grub, For at one they rings a bell, When, as I 'm a sinner, they gets a square dinner O' puclden an' meat as well.
'Ow what ? oh, 'ow will it end ?
I 'm blowed if I knows wot to say ; P'raps the young un won't condescend To speak to 'is dad one day. For I bain't no scolard myself, But honly a hignorant churl, And at this 'ere rate I expect the State '11 make 'im a Dook or a Hurl.
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You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by R Montagu Tabor to read onlineMoreLess
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