Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies And Gentlemen in All Social Crises
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That is usuallythe groom, also in evening dress with the exception that he has triedto put on the trousers of your pajamas over his dress trousers. You thensay, "What happened?" to which he replies, "Oh, Judas. " You wait severalminutes. In the next room you hear the sound of a shower bath and someone whistling. The bath stops; the whistling continues. The door thenopens and there enters one of the ushers. He is the usher who always"feels great" the next day after the bachelor dinner. He says t...o you, "Well, boys, you look all in. " You do not reply. He continues, "Gosh, I feel fine. " You make no response. He then begins to chuckle, "I don'tsuppose you remember, " he says, "what you said to the bride's motherwhen I brought you home last night. " You sit quickly up in bed. "Whatdid I say?" you ask. "Was I tight?" "Were you tight?" he replies, stillchuckling. "Don't you remember what you said? And don't you remembertrying to get the bride's father to slide down the banisters with you?Were you tight--Oh, my gosh!" He then exits, chuckling.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
That is usuallythe groom, also in evening dress with the exception that he has triedto put on the trousers of your pajamas over his dress trousers. You thensay, "What happened?" to which he replies, "Oh, Judas. " You wait severalminutes. In the next room you hear the sound of a shower bath and someone whistling. The bath stops; the whistling continues. The door thenopens and there enters one of the ushers. He is the usher who always"feels great" the next day after the bachelor dinner. He says t...o you, "Well, boys, you look all in. " You do not reply. He continues, "Gosh, I feel fine. " You make no response. He then begins to chuckle, "I don'tsuppose you remember, " he says, "what you said to the bride's motherwhen I brought you home last night. " You sit quickly up in bed. "Whatdid I say?" you ask. "Was I tight?" "Were you tight?" he replies, stillchuckling. "Don't you remember what you said? And don't you remembertrying to get the bride's father to slide down the banisters with you?Were you tight--Oh, my gosh!" He then exits, chuckling.
What to read after Perfect Behavior; a Guide for Ladies And Gentlemen in All Social Crises?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Donald Ogden Stewart to read onlineMoreLess
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