Punch, Or the London Charivari, volume 102, March 19, 1892
Punch, Or the London Charivari, volume 102, March 19, 1892
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Ass. _ I was on'y wondering if you'd been applying ourRosicrucian Stimulant, Sir, that's all. There's the gentleman nextdoor to here--a chemist, he is--and if you'll believe me, he wasgettin' as bald as a robin, and he'd only tried it a fortnight whenhis 'ed come out all over brustles! _The Gr. C. _ Brussels, what? _Sprouts_, eh? _The Loq. Ass. _ Hee-hee! no, Sir, brustles like on a brush. But youcan afford to 'ave _your_ laugh, Sir! _The Sat. Ass. _ (_to the Bald Customer, with withering defer...ence_). Much off, Sir? _The B. C. _ (_weakly thinking to propitiate by making light of hisinfirmity_). Well, there isn't much _on_, is there? _The S. A. _ (_taking a mean advantage_). Well, Sir, it wouldn't bea very long job numberin' all the 'airs on _your_ 'ed, cert'nly!(_Severely, as one reproaching him for carelessness_. ) You _'ave_ beenlosin' your 'air! Puts me in mind of what the poet says in _'Amlet_. "Oh, what a fallin' off!" if you'll excuse _me_, Sir! _The B. C. _ (_with a sensitive squirm_).
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