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We have had evidences here, of the superiority of Loonatics, mor'enonce. If a man can prove that his upper story is crackt, he can wallop hiswife to his heart's content; and if anybody interferes, he can popp himoff with a six shooter, and the law will stand to his back. Judges and Jewrys, when tryin' such a man, think he is sum punkins, while all the illustrated papers stick the celebrated Loonatic'sfotograf onto their first page. I would like to ask you, if your insanity is of the melon-colic..., (thisbein' the season when melons is ripe, ) or is it of the _pro temper_kind? I shoulden't wonder, between you and I, but that you inherited it fromyour illustrous Antsister, FREDERICK the Grate, who was about as sassy aLoonatic as you can pick up. What _we_ need just now, and what _we_ have needed for a good while, isa able-bodied Loonatic to send to England as minister. With such a crazy Statesman as you be, them 'ere little Alabarmy claimswould have been squared up long ago, or else, if this court knowsherself intimately, the British lion would have been sent off howlin', with a tin kittle tide to his cordil appendage.
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