Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs
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Not that it would do much good. Once Jerry heard the name MacDonald, how I looked wouldn’t matter. Valdez did his doggie-disguise thing, this time as a standard poodle just because it amused him to mix it up. We ventured outside via the back door. My own disguise was little more than a silk scarf over my hair and sunglasses again.
Jerry met us on the other side of the Dumpster. “Valdez, you’re not very threatening in that look.”
“Sorry, boss, but I’ve got all my skills with me. Don’t wor...ry about that.” Valdez leaped over a puddle of melted chocolate ice cream. It looked like a kid’s party had been held in the hotel and the cleanup had been pretty sloppy. There were several cupcakes on the ground near the Dumpster and I saw Valdez look at them longingly. But he kept close beside me. We were both wired. We knew what was coming.
“Where are we going, Jerry? A club? Your hotel?” Which would be better?
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Not that it would do much good. Once Jerry heard the name MacDonald, how I looked wouldn’t matter. Valdez did his doggie-disguise thing, this time as a standard poodle just because it amused him to mix it up. We ventured outside via the back door. My own disguise was little more than a silk scarf over my hair and sunglasses again.
Jerry met us on the other side of the Dumpster. “Valdez, you’re not very threatening in that look.”
“Sorry, boss, but I’ve got all my skills with me. Don’t wor...ry about that.” Valdez leaped over a puddle of melted chocolate ice cream. It looked like a kid’s party had been held in the hotel and the cleanup had been pretty sloppy. There were several cupcakes on the ground near the Dumpster and I saw Valdez look at them longingly. But he kept close beside me. We were both wired. We knew what was coming.
“Where are we going, Jerry? A club? Your hotel?” Which would be better?
What to read after Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Gerry Bartlett to read onlineMoreLess
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