The Colossal Camera Calamity (2015)
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The bottom of it didn’t even reach my belly button, but I didn’t care. Properly sized jumpers were so last year.
“Work it, baby,” Ashley said as I strutted around the lost property office. “Now, sashay!”
“How do I do that?” I asked.
“I think you make your lips pouty,” she said.
I put my hand on my hip and puffed out my lips. “Like this?”
“Ooh-ooh-aah-aah!” said Ashley. She was almost crying with laughter, but Frankie was not impressed.
“Focus, Hank,” he said. “You are trying to make your photo b...etter. Is this the look you want to be remembered by?”
“Fashion is my life, Frankie,” I said, but he only folded his arms. “OK, I’ll focus.”
I tried to pull the sweater off, but the stupid thing wouldn’t go over my head because it was too tight. I grunted and yelled and hopped up and down and did about twenty other useless things until I ended up crashing into some shelves and falling on my bum.
Then something – a very large ball, I think, or at least something spherical and bouncy – fell off a shelf and knocked me on the head.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
The bottom of it didn’t even reach my belly button, but I didn’t care. Properly sized jumpers were so last year.
“Work it, baby,” Ashley said as I strutted around the lost property office. “Now, sashay!”
“How do I do that?” I asked.
“I think you make your lips pouty,” she said.
I put my hand on my hip and puffed out my lips. “Like this?”
“Ooh-ooh-aah-aah!” said Ashley. She was almost crying with laughter, but Frankie was not impressed.
“Focus, Hank,” he said. “You are trying to make your photo b...etter. Is this the look you want to be remembered by?”
“Fashion is my life, Frankie,” I said, but he only folded his arms. “OK, I’ll focus.”
I tried to pull the sweater off, but the stupid thing wouldn’t go over my head because it was too tight. I grunted and yelled and hopped up and down and did about twenty other useless things until I ended up crashing into some shelves and falling on my bum.
Then something – a very large ball, I think, or at least something spherical and bouncy – fell off a shelf and knocked me on the head.
What to read after The Colossal Camera Calamity?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Anonymous to read onlineMoreLess
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