The book The Fun Parts was written by author Sam Lipsyte Here you can read free online of The Fun Parts book, rate and share your impressions in comments. If you don't know what to write, just answer the question: Why is The Fun Parts a good or bad book?
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We wait at his house by the county road. The Dungeon Master’s little brother, Marco, puts out corn chips and cola. Marco is a paladin. He fights for the glory of Christ. Marco has been many paladins since winter break. They are all named Valentine, and the Dungeon Master makes certain they die with the least amount of dignity. It’s painful enough when he rolls the dice, announces that a drunken orc has unspooled some Valentine’s guts for sport. Worse are the silly accidents. One Valentine trippe...d on a floor plank and cracked his head on a mead bucket. He died of trauma in the stable. “Take it!” the Dungeon Master said that time from behind his laminated cardboard screen. Spit sprayed over the top of it. “Eat your fate,” he said. “Your thread just got the snippo!” The Dungeon Master has a secret language we don’t quite understand. They say he’s been treated for it. Whenever the Dungeon Master kills a Valentine, Marco runs off and cries to their father. Doctor Varelli nudges his son back into the study, sticks his bushy head in the door, says, “Play nice, my beautiful puppies.”
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