The Funny Bone Short Stories And Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour
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An' then, sure, you must be near your journey's end. " BOO! A Virginia farmer was trying to train a small horse for a saddle-horse for his daughter, and was riding the animal up and down the road past a haystack. In order to accustom the horse to sudden fright, he directed his son to hide behind the haystack and jump out as he rode by and say, "Boo !" The boy did so, and the horse reared and plunged till he had thrown the rider on the roadside and ran away. The old man picked himself up, cut a ...switch from a handy hedge, and was about to chastise the boy. When the boy expostulated, declar- ing that he had only done what he had been di- 96 The Funng Bone rected to do, the old man said, "Yes, I know you did, but you let out altogether too big a Boo for such a small horse!" A GREAT COUNTRY They tried hard, but they couldn't get the Yankee tourist to admit that he saw anything in Europe that could beat things at home. When he passed from Italy to Switzerland, they asked him whether he had noticed the magnificence of the Alps, and he acknowl- edged, "Waal, now, come to think of it, I guess I did pass some risin' ground.
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