The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing
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Under ideal circumstances, this is not when (a) the place is on fire; (b) the joint is being raided; or (c) when a murder most foul has been committed. (Admittedly, any of these incidents would put a damper on an otherwise successful soirée.) When you feel it is time to leave (or that you’ve worn out your welcome), hopefully, it won’t be after everyone else has already gone. Heaven forbid you should be that last annoyingly longwinded can’t-take-a-hint-no-matter-how-much-she-yawns guest! And ...you certainly cannot slip out in the shank of the evening, without even a simple fare-the-well. (Unless you’ve pilfered through her jewelry box and helped yourself to that strand of her grandmother’s pearls you’ve always admired. Then certainly, run like hell.) In the same token, make sure you aren’t the first to walk out the door. This relays the unspoken message that you find her party deadly dull. (Even if that is the case, you would hate for her to think so, especially when you could have taken it upon yourself to liven things up by spicing the punch with a tab or two of LSD). My cell in the Santa Monica hoosegow could do with a little sprucing up, but my roomies, Big Bitch Bitsy and Shitfaced Leona, would get in my face and threaten me with some smackdown should I even consider rearranging their fine collection of Chippendales trading cards, which has been stuck onto the concrete wall with Bubblicious.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
Under ideal circumstances, this is not when (a) the place is on fire; (b) the joint is being raided; or (c) when a murder most foul has been committed. (Admittedly, any of these incidents would put a damper on an otherwise successful soirée.) When you feel it is time to leave (or that you’ve worn out your welcome), hopefully, it won’t be after everyone else has already gone. Heaven forbid you should be that last annoyingly longwinded can’t-take-a-hint-no-matter-how-much-she-yawns guest! And ...you certainly cannot slip out in the shank of the evening, without even a simple fare-the-well. (Unless you’ve pilfered through her jewelry box and helped yourself to that strand of her grandmother’s pearls you’ve always admired. Then certainly, run like hell.) In the same token, make sure you aren’t the first to walk out the door. This relays the unspoken message that you find her party deadly dull. (Even if that is the case, you would hate for her to think so, especially when you could have taken it upon yourself to liven things up by spicing the punch with a tab or two of LSD). My cell in the Santa Monica hoosegow could do with a little sprucing up, but my roomies, Big Bitch Bitsy and Shitfaced Leona, would get in my face and threaten me with some smackdown should I even consider rearranging their fine collection of Chippendales trading cards, which has been stuck onto the concrete wall with Bubblicious.
What to read after The Housewife Assassin's Guide to Gracious Killing?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Josie Brown to read onlineMoreLess
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