The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide
The book The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide was written by author Josie Brown Here you can read free online of The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide book, rate and share your impressions in comments. If you don't know what to write, just answer the question: Why is The Housewife Assassin's Relationship Survival Guide a good or bad book?
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Pshaw! The key to unlocking his heart is learning to communicate with him. That said, learn these few key phrases of ManSpeak to prove you understand him completely: Key Phrase #1: “Let’s fuck.” It’s probably the most important phrase to know. Forget “Please,” and even “Pretty please.” He’ll do anything you want and give you anything you want, if you say this to him instead. Just make sure he gives you what you want before you go to bed. Key Phrase #2: “Drop it, or you’re a dead man.” Whereas h...e responds to direct commands (such as “Drop it”), the operative word here is “dead.” Feel free to use a visual, too. For example, a gun, cocked and aimed at his privates. Key Phrase #3: “Money talks, or girlfriend walks.” A man loves a woman who knows the value of a hard-earned dollar. So yeah, don’t be afraid to limit your time, or to tie it to some specific monetary value. Say, a hundred an hour, cash on the nightstand. Key Phrase #4: “Don’t do that, or I swear, I’ll bash in your head.”
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