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"When I askedhim the other night what he intended to do for a living he said hehadn't made up his mind yet between becoming a motor-man or the Editorof the South American Review. That's a satisfactory kind of an answer, eh? Especially when the family income is hardly big enough to keep themodern youth in neckties. " "I don't believe any Intelligence Office in creation could do anythingfor a man like that, " sneered the Bibliomaniac. "What that young manneeds is a good sound spanking, and I'd li...ke to give it to him. " "All right, " said the Doctor with a laugh. "I'll see that you have thechance. If you'll go out to my sister's with me some time next week I'llintroduce you to Bill and you can begin. " "Why don't you do it yourself, Doctor?" asked the Idiot, noting thetwinkle in the Doctor's eye. "I'm too busy, " laughed the Doctor. "Besides I only weigh one hundredand twenty pounds and Bill is six feet two inches high and weighs twohundred and ten pounds stripped. I think if I were armed with atelegraph pole and Bill with only a tooth-pick as a weapon of defense hecould thrash me with ease.
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