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I don't suppose he ever got a dose ofelectricity in his life unless he had been sorely bereft of a member ofhis family and was summoned to the funeral baked meats. Say, he musthave thought I had a private wire!" Leighton sat down and fanned himself with his hat. "You'll be my death yet. You have the cheek of a nice, fresh, newbaggage-check, Balcomb. " "Your cigar isn't burning well, Morris. Won't you try another? No? Ilike my guests to be comfortable. " "I'm comfortable enough. I'm even enterta...ined. Go ahead and let me seethe rest of the show. " "Oh, we haven't exactly a course of stunts here. Those are nice girlsout there. I've broken them of the chewing-gum habit, and they cananswer anxious inquiries at the door now without danger ofstrangulation. " "They seem speedy on the machine. Your correspondence must be somethingvast!" "Um, yes. It has to be. Every cheap skate of a real estate man keeps onestenographer. My distinction is that I keep two. They're easyadvertising. Now that little one in the pink shirt-waist that brought inthe message from Mars a moment ago is a wonder of intelligence.
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