The World's Loudest Armpit Fart
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The roof above them rattled and groaned as, outside, the tornado squealed and raged.
Danny jumped out of the shallow end and pushed the weak swimmers towards the exit.
‘Go and get help,’ he yelled. ‘Tell someone to call the police and the fire brigade.’ He turned and stared down the pool in amazement. The thick, choking yellow cloud was billowing towards him. Danny took a deep breath and ran into it, towards the Deep End. He slipped and skidded in the slimy layer of lemon-puff paste that was for...ming along the edge of the pool. Suddenly, the squealing wind stopped as the tornado moved away, and Danny heard coughs, sneezes and cries for help coming from within the fog. He recognized Matthew’s voice.
‘Everyone over here!’ he called, but his voice was lost amongst the cries of the other kids.
The farty-squelch of his Verrucablaster! Containment Sock sucking at the sticky paste on the floor gave Danny an idea. In desperation, he put his right hand into his left armpit and squeezed as hard as he could.
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
The roof above them rattled and groaned as, outside, the tornado squealed and raged.
Danny jumped out of the shallow end and pushed the weak swimmers towards the exit.
‘Go and get help,’ he yelled. ‘Tell someone to call the police and the fire brigade.’ He turned and stared down the pool in amazement. The thick, choking yellow cloud was billowing towards him. Danny took a deep breath and ran into it, towards the Deep End. He slipped and skidded in the slimy layer of lemon-puff paste that was for...ming along the edge of the pool. Suddenly, the squealing wind stopped as the tornado moved away, and Danny heard coughs, sneezes and cries for help coming from within the fog. He recognized Matthew’s voice.
‘Everyone over here!’ he called, but his voice was lost amongst the cries of the other kids.
The farty-squelch of his Verrucablaster! Containment Sock sucking at the sticky paste on the floor gave Danny an idea. In desperation, he put his right hand into his left armpit and squeezed as hard as he could.
What to read after The World's Loudest Armpit Fart?
You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Steve Hartley to read onlineMoreLess
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