Toasters Handbook Jokes Stories And Quotations
Toasters Handbook Jokes Stories And Quotations
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With a yell and a whoop He cleared the front stoop Just ahead of her papa's brogan.
SPOONLEIGH "Does your sister always look under the bed?" HER LITTLE BROTHER "Yes, and when you come to see her she always looks under the sofa. " /. /. O'Connell.
There was a young man from the West, Who loved a young lady with zest ; So hard did he press her To make her say, "Yes, sir, " That he broke three cigars in his vest.
"I hope your father does not object to my staying so late, " said Mr. Stayput as the ...clock struck twelve.
"Oh, dear, no, " replied Miss Dabbs, with difficulty suppressing a yawn, "He says you save him the expense of a night-watch- man. " There was an old monk of Siberia, Whose existence grew drearier and drearier ; He burst from his cell With a hell of a yell, And eloped with the Mother Superior.
It was scarcely half -past nine when the rather fierce-looking father of the girl entered the parlor where the timid lover was courting her. The father had his watch in his hand.
"Young man, " he said brusquely, "do you know what time it is?" "Y-y-yes sir, " stuttered the frightened lover, as he scram- bled out into the hall ; "I I was just going to leave !" After the beau had made a rapid exit, the father turned to the girl and sard in astonishment: "What was the matter with that fellow?
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To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt:
With a yell and a whoop He cleared the front stoop Just ahead of her papa's brogan.
SPOONLEIGH "Does your sister always look under the bed?" HER LITTLE BROTHER "Yes, and when you come to see her she always looks under the sofa. " /. /. O'Connell.
There was a young man from the West, Who loved a young lady with zest ; So hard did he press her To make her say, "Yes, sir, " That he broke three cigars in his vest.
"I hope your father does not object to my staying so late, " said Mr. Stayput as the ...clock struck twelve.
"Oh, dear, no, " replied Miss Dabbs, with difficulty suppressing a yawn, "He says you save him the expense of a night-watch- man. " There was an old monk of Siberia, Whose existence grew drearier and drearier ; He burst from his cell With a hell of a yell, And eloped with the Mother Superior.
It was scarcely half -past nine when the rather fierce-looking father of the girl entered the parlor where the timid lover was courting her. The father had his watch in his hand.
"Young man, " he said brusquely, "do you know what time it is?" "Y-y-yes sir, " stuttered the frightened lover, as he scram- bled out into the hall ; "I I was just going to leave !" After the beau had made a rapid exit, the father turned to the girl and sard in astonishment: "What was the matter with that fellow?
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You can find similar books in the "Read Also" column, or choose other free books by Fanning Clara Elizabeth to read onlineMoreLess
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